Conversation Between X’er Son and Boomer Dad (in 10 years)

“So dad how are you getting along with the new 9 digit gate code?”
“I got a tatoo.”
“What’s that got to do with the gate code?”
“It is the gate code”
“You got the gate code tatooed on your hand?”
“Yep.”
“Has it helped?”
“It did for awhile, but lately, I can’t remember what number I just punched in.”
“What are you going to do if they change the code?”
“I never thought of that.”

One  Month Later

“So dad, have they changed the gate code on you yet.”
“No, but I’m working on it.”
“What do you mean you’re working on it, you don’t want them to change it do you?”
“Yes, I do, as a matter of fact I’m the one that started the petition to change it.”
“Why would you want to change it?”

“My petition say we want to make it ’999999999′.”