Valentines Day is When?

calendar February 11, 2008

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chocolate covered almondsYes Guys, this is a heads up on Valentine’s Day this Thursday February 14th.

I would say this is a warning not to wait till the last minute, but “IT IS THE LAST MINUTE ! ! !”

There are some that need no reminder, they see it everywhere, maybe even a few discretely placed ads at the breakfast or dinner table as reminders Red Hearts, Red Roses, and chocolate are in the air and maybe the scent of a perfume sampler she just tried and loves.

Give the gift that is for her not for you.

I know you are tempted to buy her something that will melt your eyes and not her heart. Maybe you have the let’s sneak up on her approach and give her something for both of you. Diamonds are a girls best friend, and your’s too.

For the guy who has no clue

I’m not going to tell you what to get her, but here are a couple of clues.

For flowers: DON’T GET HER A POTTED PLANT

For perfume: DON’T GET HER A CAR AIR FRESHNER

For chocolate: DON’T GET HER PENGUIN POOP

If any of these have come to mind, then love is not in the air, but your love life certainly is.

By Dave Smith in Tucson Living

One Response to “Valentines Day is When?”

  1. concerned Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:32 pm

    Good one, Dave! Applauses! ;-) At least we know you won’t be in the doghouse! ;-)

    And as Zsa-Zsa Gabor said “never hate a man so much as to give him his diamonds back”! ;-)

    And whose “creative” mind came up with Penguin Poop anyway… ?! [roll eyes]

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