Tucson Do You Own a Pet Musk Ox

calendar September 22, 2007

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Care and feeding of your pet musk oxI wrote a book. Here is what the cover looks like. Pretty attractive isn’t it. I think the title is rather catchy as well The Care & Feeding of Your Pet Musk Ox

Informative as well as drawing attention to what a great pet a Musk Ox can be for the whole family, not just the kids.

If you look closely you can see the musk ox is smiling just a little. I don’t think it is because he is passing gas.

I don’t think it is because he just ate the family dog or fertilized the neighbors yard either. I think is because he is a happy musk ox looking for a family who will be happy with him as their pet.

I’ll be honest, this book is not a best seller. It isn’t selling at all. I blame this on two things. The failing pet market and the guy that had the Musk Oxen Make Great Pets Farm. I wrote the book in the first place to be sold in the Musk Oxen Make Great Pets Gift Shop at the farm.

We both concluded that people just don’t want pets anymore. He sold the farm and shipped the musk oxen he had somewhere up north. It is too bad we got into the pet industry just at the time it was crashing and no one was buying pets anymore.

There is still a rumor that Dogs and Cats and some Fish are selling as pets but I don’t believe the rumor. We had the books and the musk ox farm for over a year and my friend didn’t sell a single musk ox and I didn’t sell a single book even with the catchy title and the smiling Musk Ox.

By Dave Smith in Tucson Real Estate Market

8 Responses to “Tucson Do You Own a Pet Musk Ox”

  1. T.R. Hayward Says:

    I want a musk ox!!!

    No joke, where can I get one?

    Thank you,

    -Rick

  2. Dave Smith Says:

    Rick,

    Buy two and we throw in a caradeer. It is a cross between a caribou and a deer.

  3. Lise Says:

    Hello, We recently purchase 200 acres and would love to own musk ox. We do not know where to buy any. Please can you help us. We live in Ontario, Canada.
    Thank you,
    Lise

  4. Dave Smith Says:

    Lise,

    No I don’t have any idea where you could buy one today. Have you tried Craig’s List?

  5. Claire Says:

    This is too cool. As a kid I actually really did always want a pet Musk Ox, I’m serious! They were my favorite animal and I was obsessed with them. I’m not even sure why, but I still think they’re totally cool. (Hee hee, no pun intended!) What a cute article!

  6. Dave Smith Says:

    Well Claire,

    Did you ask Santa for your own pet Musk Ox this year? : )

    Merry Christmas

    Dave

  7. Steven Says:

    Hi guys,

    Incidentally I also want a musk ox.

    Has anyone found out where we can get one in the lower 48?

  8. Dave Smith Says:

    Steve,

    I don’t know where we can get one around here. I’m pretty sure our HOA wouldn’t like having one, even in the back yard.

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